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Reblogged from tanku-deactivated20120711

a hilarious joke

luzbun:

wingscanspeak:

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

EXPLAIN

"cinq" is pronounced similarly to "sink"

Nah, it’s pronounced more like ‘sank’

Reblogged from thedailydoodles
thedailydoodles:

"The Boy Who Always Thinks Everyone is Mad at Him"(A Classique Doodle from 10/13/2011)
The Boy Who Always Thinks Everyone is Mad at HimHides worried in his room, though this is not just a whimHe knows in his SOUL that he did something wrongHe can’t remember what, but the feeling is strong.
His neurotic brain won’t rest, imagining different situationsConstantly replaying events, causing much consternations“What did so and so mean when they said this and that?It must mean they hate me, because I’m stupid and fat.”
“Everyone is mad at me, but they can’t be blamedI deserve their scorn, and I’m suitably ashamed”
There’s no real reason for his worry, he just overreactsWhat the Boy needs to do, is slow down and relax.
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thedailydoodles:

"The Boy Who Always Thinks Everyone is Mad at Him"
(A Classique Doodle from 10/13/2011)

The Boy Who Always Thinks Everyone is Mad at Him
Hides worried in his room, though this is not just a whim
He knows in his SOUL that he did something wrong
He can’t remember what, but the feeling is strong.

His neurotic brain won’t rest, imagining different situations
Constantly replaying events, causing much consternations
“What did so and so mean when they said this and that?
It must mean they hate me, because I’m stupid and fat.”

“Everyone is mad at me, but they can’t be blamed
I deserve their scorn, and I’m suitably ashamed”

There’s no real reason for his worry, he just overreacts
What the Boy needs to do, is slow down and relax.

Wanna star in your very own Daily Doodle?  CLICK HERE!
FAQ  TWITTER  FACEBOOK
  SOCIETY6

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Reblogged from seriouslyamerica

professorfangirl:

bankston:

goodreasonnews:

amazingatheist:

I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. 

The homeowner at 22 one is killing me.

…………………….

This meme makes me so angry because it’s so on-target.

ALL OF FUCKING THIS. Gen Xers like me caught the tail end of the good economy; I had an easier time financing college than any any any of my low-income students. The coming generation should be fucking rioting. (Come to think of it, many of you are.)

(Source: seriouslyamerica, via hillbillydeathlord)

Reblogged from kismesister

kismesister:

shout out to all my homies who also deal with their depression by trying to make people laugh a lot, because you think it’s the only way you can make any sort of happiness, that are really fucked up over this. this is hitting way too close to home and i fucking feel you

(via thankyoucorndog)

Reblogged from bonus

bonus:

One of the best feelings is knowing that you’re wanted. Knowing that someone wants to talk to you, wants to know how you’re doing, wants to se you. Whether they pick up the phone to send you a quick text or stop by your house to catch up, someone or something reminded them of you specifically. It just feels really nice to know that you’ve been on someone’s mind and that they care enough to let you know that.

(via noussommeseternal)

Reblogged from cumbered-cat
Every introvert alive knows the exquisite pleasure of stepping from the clamor of a party into the bathroom and closing the door. Sophia Dembling - The Introvert’s Way: Living a Quiet Life in a Noisy World (via thechameleonisturningashy)

(Source: cumbered-cat, via noussommeseternal)

Reblogged from thempress

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via piscavaliant)

Reblogged from art-of-swords

art-of-swords:

Handmade Swords - Thorn

  • Maker: Brendan Olszowy of Fable Blades
  • Specification: overall length: 93.8cm (37”). Blade length: 72.6cm (28.6”). Weight: 1940g (4.2lb). Grip length: 11.6cm (4.5”). Guard breadth: 19.5cm (7.7”). Blade width: 4.8cm @ base > 2.2cm @ 10cm from tip. Blade thickness: 5.1mm @ base > 2.95mm @ 10cm from tip. Point of balance - 0cm (level with tips of leaves/ base of blade). Centre of Percussion: ~42cm from base of blade. Hilt Node of Percussion: 4.5cm (1.8”) behind guard / end of grip.
  • Medium: corundum ruby, blade: 9260 high carbon steel; grip: poplar core with chrome tanned kid leather wrap; hilt: solid bronze sculpture crafted by Jeffrey J. Robinson 
  • Techinique: quenched in oil then Tempered twice to hardness ~ 50Rc

Source: Copyright © 2014 Fable Blades

Reblogged from lyannas

lyannas:

A Song of Heavenly Virtues [2/2]

Reblogged from lyannas

lyannas:

A Song of Deadly Sins [1/2]

(via halluciferingthetardis)